Another Hit Song by Weird Krista "The Broke Shopper's Lament"
"The Hardest Thing" Parody Song
To the tune of 98 Degrees - “The Hardest Thing”. Go ahead and compare it directly to the actual song. You will be amazed at how spot on it is!
We both know that I shouldn't be here
This is wrong
And, baby, it's killing me, it's killing me
Very much tryna be strong
I've got somewhere else to spend
Other bills to pay
And credit cards I owe on
And you keep calling me, Ebay (yeah, yeah)
I've made up my mind
There is no room on my clothing rack
I need electricity
And my cats deserve better than that
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do
To look you at you online and tell you I can’t have you
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to not buy
To not press the pay now, and then begin to cry
I can't afford the crazy shipping fee
Because it’s not Amazon Prime, so it’s not free
These shoes weren’t meant to be
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do (oh)
To turn around and walk away unable to purchase you
I know that we'll meet again (yeah)
Facebook shows you to me all the time
I need to get on with my life (get on with my life)
But you keep popping up on my feed, Shein
Like Rachel Zoe
All my money I'll be sending (yeah)
And you just need to understand “no” (oh)
'Cause I just need to stop spending
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do
To look at you online and tell you I can’t have you
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to not buy
To not press the pay now, and then begin to cry
I can't afford the crazy shipping fee
Because it’s not Amazon Prime, so it’s not free
These shoes weren’t meant to be
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do (oh)
To turn around and walk away unable to purchase you
Maybe another time, another payday
As much as I want to, I can't afford you today
I've made up my mind
There is no room on my clothing rack
I need electricity
And my cats deserve better than that
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do
To look you at you online and tell you I can’t have you
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to not buy
To not press the pay now, and then begin to cry
I can't afford the crazy shipping fee
Because it’s not Amazon Prime, so it’s not free
These shoes weren’t meant to be
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do (oh)
To turn around and walk away unable to purchase you
Don't wanna live in poverty
Oh yeah
